Google+ Song [humor,video]

Pretty funny Google+ videos showing how it has no immediate competitive advantage … initial reaction is “do we really need another social network”? in this video it shows that if you dig down, the usability is actually quite nice … but people would have to give it a chance first, and as you can see in this infographic: they don’t.

The Google+ Song


Check my email, got an invite
To a website I don’t know
Looked like googlebuzz at first sight,
But my friend said that’s a no.
Why did we need, another social network?
Doesn’t Facebook work alright?
A new thing for me to learn
This could take all night, Look out!

What is this google +
I don’t Need google +
There’s another +1 and another +1
What is this google +
Hey, Why’s this red thing here?
Go away google +

You want me to put my friends in circles
But circles are for squares
Everday’s like Sophie’s choice
Trying to choose which friend goes where
But No Parents, or Ex-boyfriends…
Can get in without invites
And when I drunkenly post that he’s cute
I can edit it later that night - whoa

I kinda like google +
Can’t believe I’m on google +
Oh another hangout, and another hang out
I dig my google +
Hey, old high school friend
You can’t join my google +

Friends add me, without me adding them
That feature’s really nice
my pot dealer
and all these friend’s I’ve never liked
No one knows, my circle names,
So even good friend’s get handpicked
Do you make it into my main feed
or do I add you to my circle of pricks

I’m in love with google plus
I’m judgemental on goggle +
and Another douchebag and another loser
You didn’t make my google plus
Hey, Now I’m a facist pig
Thank you google plus!
And this song just finds a way to inject every single tech, fad, trend, social jargon, and buzz word into a single song. Amazing

### I Just Texted to Say I Love You


Without Your Face, Your Warm Embrace,
It’s felt as lonely, as a profile on MySpace
Thank god for Skype
And Our Cell Phones
So we can talk, whether we’re together or alone

I just Texted to say I love you
I just tagged us both on our Facebooks
I just tweeted, hashtag, I love you
Retweet it, then like and share with all your friends.

Let’s get off line
And grab some food
I’ll yelp the nearest place that has the best reviews
This place sounds good
UrbanSpoon Agrees
And this Groupon gets us an appetizer for free

I’ll check us in
Grab us some chairs
Oh look my friend’s already mayor on Foursquare
Oh man these nachos look so good, I gotta share

I just Texted to say I love you
I just GooglePlus’d your Mom and Dad, (I circled em!)
I just reblogged, that pic for my tumblr
And posted it on my wordpress just to have.

I just up-loaded our date, on YouTube
And it already has 300 views, 300 views
Let’s comment, like it, and favorite
And dream that it makes the front page on Reddit
and BuzzFeed, and HuffPo!
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